Sunday, February 28, 2010

Sunday Funday

"Peace out," I say, slipping on my sunglasses. I leap off the cliff.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Friday Funkday

There was a time when I wouldn't have cared why she was here, I just would have been happy to see her. But now... now she needed a damn good reason.

"You'd better start talking or I'm gone," I said, looking back at my car.

She smiled and said, "

Wednesday, February 24, 2010


Jeremy Haupt winked, walked away from my car and into his future. I never saw him again. From that moment on, I was Haupt-Broken.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Monday Morals

“Everything has a moral, if only you can find it.” Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Sunday Funday

He opens the envelope.

The audience waits. An actor grabs his wife's hand, giving it a squeeze for luck. A model, standing beside him, blows a kiss to the audience.

"The winner is," he says, unfolding the paper. But then he stops. He looks at the audience, into the camera.

"Run," he whispers.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Friday Funkday

You have two choices: Surf or Die. Which will it be?

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Amusement Park

Tess walked out of the Mirror Funhouse. "I am not amused, Terry."

Monday, February 15, 2010

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Sunday Funday

I look up at the TV as the news comes on.

Wait. Is that--me?

Friday, February 12, 2010

Friday Funkday

It was the shortest love story ever told.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Monday Misanthropic

"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge." -Paul Gauguin

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Sunday Funday

He hands me an envelope. I open it slowly, my hands shaking.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Friday Funkday

I held the object in my hand as Callie leaned over my shoulder to look at it. "What do you think it does?" she asked.

"No idea." It was cold against my skin and I regretted ever picking it up. Without thinking, I closed my hand around it. Immediately, the world started to spin around me. I screamed out for Callie, but by the time the room stood still... I was alone.

I opened my hand.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Agent, Sir?

Mr. Henley, your son is going to have to come with us. We believe he's been involved in some light treason.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Monday Mayhem

"I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge." - Bart Simpson