tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6642076166796902853.post6918724695600954078..comments2024-02-05T01:49:05.302-05:00Comments on Creative Bloomings' Flashy Fiction Friday: Saturday PromptWalt Wojtanikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02723314300320671675noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6642076166796902853.post-33680026769434644932009-05-30T20:00:59.952-04:002009-05-30T20:00:59.952-04:00Craigslist Missed Connections
Hot Olive Garden W...Craigslist Missed Connections <br /><br />Hot Olive Garden Waiter - w4m - 21 (Olive Garden)<br /><br />You were our waiter, and you had the most spectacular eyes I've ever seen. I got lost in them. If you're single, and would like to meet for drinks and dinner email me, tell me your name :) <br /><br />***<br /><br />Some of the responses:<br /><br />Hi! I’m hot, have great eyes and would love to meet you for drinks and whatever. Can I bring a date in case we want to do a threesome? - Pete<br /><br />You eat in Olive Garden???!!! – Bo<br /><br />You got lost in my eyes? If you’re red from embarrassment, try Murine. It gets the red out. – Anon.<br /><br />I’m not single, but I’d still like to meet you. – Henry<br /><br />I work at Red Lobster. Will that do? – Cara<br /><br />You had me until you said drinks. Alcohol is evil. God will punish you for that. –Gareth.<br /><br />I’ve got a great nose and mouth too – and a few other great ‘things.’ – Jim<br /><br />I’m a Hot Olive. Show me your pimento, Baby! - Jerry<br /><br />Bob, your waiter, got fired. Too bad for him, but I’d be happy to sub for him. – Gene<br /><br />You paying for dinner and drinks? If so, I’m there. – Jason<br /><br />Do you like tattoos and piercings? – Jamie<br /><br />Can I be on your menu? – BJRJ Clarkenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03018296461199649445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6642076166796902853.post-77804159351694041782009-05-30T20:00:15.329-04:002009-05-30T20:00:15.329-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com