I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde

"My name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim." Blazing Saddles

There was only one thing to do to get out of this awful summer job idea my dad thought was so great. Completely screw up the interview.

Because I need to be reminded that summer may one day be here again, today's prompt words are: Coppertone + cheap beer + juicy gossip

I wasn't sure what to think. She and I had been best friends since I could walk, let alone run in the final race at All County. "Ju...

...and that's when I discovered his tattoo. (You don't have to use the one in the photo. That's mine. ;) )

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“Develop a built-in bullshit detector.” Ernest Hemingway

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"Come on..."

"I'll agree. But first, you have to give me your best pick-up line."

"...and then he said, 'You're grounded for two weeks.'"

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Chinese Fortune Cookie Fortune: You have the attitude of a winner.

He popped open the small plastic container and slid the ring onto my finger. found via freeimages.co.uk