"Will you marry me?" he asks. She hesitates. "There's something I have to tell you first."

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[Cuz, y'know, Memorial Day was Monday.]

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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea (1938) "Vendredi" Frenc...

When I walked into the homecoming dance, I noticed two things. One, my best friend and I were wearing the same dress. The second? She was ...

"It's you."

She found the note.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. -Anton Chekhov

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Am I the only one who sees this?

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Everybody belly flops the first time.