"Do you even want the money?" he asks, pushing the pile of bills at me. I shake my head. "And why not?" he asks.

One more noise and I swear I'd murder them all. "Trying. To. Study!" I said again, looking around the table of misfits the lib...

"Me dear girl, you simply don't understand. I'm afraid you never will." With that, Mr. Pigg turned his wide back toward me...

"Have I got a deal for you!"

I scratch off the last number on the ticket.

She laid my last tarot card on the table. I smiled. It looked like a pretty good one. But when I glanced up to meet her cloudy blue eyes, sh...

Tim reached into the back of the cupboard for the green glasses. "What the, huh?"

“A safe but sometimes chilly way of recalling the past is to force open a crammed drawer. If you are searching for anything in particular yo...

"What's wrong with me?" The psychiatrist peers at me over his steepled fingers. "I have a diagnosis." "And?...

Walking through the snow, I looked ahead, down the whited-out street. It was empty, just like the street before. And the one before that. I ...

Rick Thorris revved his Harley. "Hey hotpants. Wanna take a spin?"

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