"Peace out," I say, slipping on my sunglasses. I leap off the cliff.

There was a time when I wouldn't have cared why she was here, I just would have been happy to see her. But now... now she needed a damn ...

Jeremy Haupt winked, walked away from my car and into his future. I never saw him again. From that moment on, I was Haupt-Broken.

“Everything has a moral, if only you can find it.” Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland .

He opens the envelope. The audience waits. An actor grabs his wife's hand, giving it a squeeze for luck. A model, standing beside him,...

You have two choices: Surf or Die. Which will it be?

Tess walked out of the Mirror Funhouse. "I am not amused, Terry."

Source

exhausted punctuate thereafter

I look up at the TV as the news comes on. Wait. Is that--me?

It was the shortest love story ever told.

"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge." -Paul Gauguin

He hands me an envelope. I open it slowly, my hands shaking.