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"How much did I win?"

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know. -Mark Twain

Only one word is required today: Dad.

It's the end of the world. And I didn't even--

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." - Frank Zappa

"And the best thing about this apartment," she says, swinging open the French doors to the patio, "is that it's been haun...

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"Rock and Roll is the hamburger that ate the world." - Peter York

And that was how Thelma got the part.

I don't believe in ghosts. Or vampires, werewolves, goblins or trolls. But you know what I do believe in? Messed up ex-boyfriends. Take ...