Monday Monochromes

"Turn off the camera."

Sunday Post

I look at the beautician. "Chop it all off."

One Month

My brother did a little jig-slash-breakdance in the aisle. One month until Christmas and he was already almost peeing himself in excitement.

But he had forgotten the deal we made in January.

Three Word Salad

Disco

Candle

Progress

Monday Monikers

"You know, they invented a word for guys like him."

-The Book of Matches

Sunday Funday

All of the lights went out.

Friday Funkday

"You're late."
"I swear, I have a good excuse!"
"You'd better. You've got three seconds to explain."

Pipes

The network of pipes shuddered over our heads.

"Jillian, I don't think I can go any farther."

Tuesday Prompt

Musical Monday

"...Then she swung upside down from a glass chandelier,
I couldn't have liked it more."

- from I've Been to a Marvellous Party - by Noel Coward

Sunday Funday

I look at him. "Look. We have to end this. We're over."

"Why?" he asks, pouting.

I check my watch. "Um, in about four minutes you're going to want to eat my brains."

Snake Eyes

My father claimed I was bad luck.
Said the single mole on the back of each hand was a sign.
Called me Snake Eyes.

Tuesday Prompt

Monday MeetUps

Source: Flickr/artcphoto

Sunday Funday

I stared at the cat. "Did you just talk?"

It stared back. "No."