Sunday Funday

"Do you even want the money?" he asks, pushing the pile of bills at me.

I shake my head.

"And why not?" he asks.

Friday Funkday

One more noise and I swear I'd murder them all.

"Trying. To. Study!" I said again, looking around the table of misfits the librarian had stuck me with. There was only five minutes left before the Biology test, and I was wholly unprepared.

But when I looked back down at my paper, a triangle shaped note was on it. I furrowed my brow, and slowly unwrapped it, not sure how it'd gotten there.

The first line made my breath catch:

"If you're reading this, it's too late."

Insufferable Pigg

"Me dear girl, you simply don't understand. I'm afraid you never will." With that, Mr. Pigg turned his wide back toward me and I . . .

Coffee!!

Monday Muse

"Have I got a deal for you!"

Sunday Funday

I scratch off the last number on the ticket.

Friday Funkday

She laid my last tarot card on the table. I smiled. It looked like a pretty good one. But when I glanced up to meet her cloudy blue eyes, she frowned.

"This is bad," she said, her accent gone. "Very bad."

Glasses

Tim reached into the back of the cupboard for the green glasses.

"What the, huh?"

Tuesday Lightning

Monday Mise-En-Scene

“A safe but sometimes chilly way of recalling the past is to force open a crammed drawer. If you are searching for anything in particular you don't find it, but something falls out at the back that is often more interesting.”
–James Matthew Barrie (Scottish Dramatist and Novelist best known as the creator of Peter Pan, 1860-1937)

Sunday Funday

"What's wrong with me?"

The psychiatrist peers at me over his steepled fingers.

"I have a diagnosis."

"And?"

"You're straight up crazy."

Friday Funkday

Walking through the snow, I looked ahead, down the whited-out street. It was empty, just like the street before. And the one before that. I trudged on, hoping for contact. For anyone.

"Stop right there!"

The voice startled me. And even though I'd been waiting for so long, I wasn't sure I could turn around.

Pickup

Rick Thorris revved his Harley. "Hey hotpants. Wanna take a spin?"

Tuesday Club Day

Magazine Monday

(Courtesy 100+ Funny Photos Taken at Unusual Angle [Humor]

Sunday Funday

I pull off the ribbon first, and then the wrapping.

"Do you like it?" she asks.

"No."

Friday Funkday

I let out a held breath. This was a it. True love. Well, except for the fact that he was a...

Priorities

1. Revenge
2. Sleep
3. Shoveling snow

Tuesday Trip to the Dentist

What's the story?

Monday Musings

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." ...Sir Winston Churchill

Sunday

Oops! I guess I shouldn't have posted THAT on Facebook....