The group of girls, who used to be my best friends, thought I was running from them. From their fake nails and their fake laughs. Their smiles are real, very real sneers.
No, I was totally running from myself. I wish I had worn a belt.
You know, my friends always make fun of the Puma's I insist on wearing. Said they conveyed the wrong message about my sexual preference. Hmpf.
Today, those Puma's certainly served their purpose. I'd never have been able to outrun that bull in my uncle's pasture if I'd been wearing girly shoes. I did need to work on the underwear, though. Either covert to a thong and ditch the granny panties or go for the "mom" jeans.
The group of girls, who used to be my best friends, thought I was running from them. From their fake nails and their fake laughs. Their smiles are real, very real sneers.
ReplyDeleteNo, I was totally running from myself. I wish I had worn a belt.
They say it's good for the soul
ReplyDeleteTo detox and renew
To let go
Jump into something new!
Don't stress
Relax and enjoy.
I'd rather drink,
Thanks.
Please pass the beer.
Jonathon...hahaha I wish I had worn a belt.
ReplyDeleteHeather, is that haiku? *grin*
nah. I'd have to count the syllables for a haiku. I'm not that awake. :)
ReplyDeleteYou know, my friends always make fun of the Puma's I insist on wearing. Said they conveyed the wrong message about my sexual preference. Hmpf.
ReplyDeleteToday, those Puma's certainly served their purpose. I'd never have been able to outrun that bull in my uncle's pasture if I'd been wearing girly shoes.
I did need to work on the underwear, though. Either covert to a thong and ditch the granny panties or go for the "mom" jeans.
I think I knew the answer to that one.
granny panties and mom jeans are BOTH wrong. The end. :)
ReplyDeleteYea, that's the point. :)
ReplyDeleteSo are pumas (tee hee).
ReplyDeleteThe Puma's are not wrong. Just misunderstood. *snicker*
ReplyDeleteWhat about Keds or PF Flyers? Are Red Ball Jets?
ReplyDeletePuma's are an inside joke. The women in Deb's life tease her about them so I thought I'd join the party. *grin*
ReplyDeleteBut since I'm a John Fluevog kind of girl, I'll simply raise an eyebrow at your choices. LOL!!!
Ooops...my bad. Blush.
ReplyDeleteNOT AT ALL!!!! It was my bad for teasing Deb in the first place. I shouldn't have done it here. :)
ReplyDeleteYay Jonathon, Deb, and Heather! What cracks me up is that it's actually a guy in the picture. *snicker*
ReplyDeleteOMG, Casey, I really didn't notice it was a guy!! hahaha
ReplyDeleteHe's got too nice a butt for those.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, Jonathan...you're gonna spice it up here!! lol welcome to the madness!
ReplyDeleteI am full of spice and everything nice! Well, a lot more too. You'll see.
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