Hey, how'd the Balrog get Barbie's Mini Cooper? It's a Lord of the Rings vs. Barbie mash-up. Write a little Flashy Fiction involving a crossing of genres or well-known stories, something like the werewolf account executive or garden gnome traveling salesman... maybe Jack Sparrow in a Delorean with a Flux Capacitor. Mix it up. Write a couple of them. Have fun with it.