HAIR OF THE DOG...

Wasn't that a party!

The remedy always touted was

a little "hair of the dog"; a taste of what tainted you.

 But in this slice of Flashy Fiction we ask you to write

from the dog's perspective of his inebriated master.

He's gonna feel that in the morning!

WHAT'S IN A NAME?

I've never seen a seacow,

I never hope to see one.

But, I can tell you here and now,

I'd rather see, than be one.

Strange sounding compound words come together to provide some striking images.

Examples: shoetree, shoehorn, clotheshorse,... you get the general idea. 

Your quest today is to incorporate as many of these into your story.