A faery, a werewolf and a vampire walk into a bar.So the werewolf says, he says, “I’m a have me a Harvey Wallbanger. Put some hair on my chest, you know you know what I mean?”And the vampire says, he says, “I’m a have me a Bloody Mary. Ah ah ah.”And the faery says, she says, “I’m a drink some water.”The bartender, he looks up and says, he says, “What, no corny joke?”The faery, she looks around the room and says, she says, “Knock Knock.”“Who’s there?”“It better be the bartending with my effing water.”
HAHA.Faery's have no sense of humor. Gah.
Wrong...just this particular faery. heh hehNevets - you're back???!!!
RJ, I seriously hope so... The internet was getting a little too light and fluffy without me.lolI'm trying a few different things to manage my health and my mental and emotional energy levels. Hopefully I won't crash and burn again.
Yeah, me too. I hate when that happens.
A faery, a werewolf and a vampire walk into a bar.
ReplyDeleteSo the werewolf says, he says, “I’m a have me a Harvey Wallbanger. Put some hair on my chest, you know you know what I mean?”
And the vampire says, he says, “I’m a have me a Bloody Mary. Ah ah ah.”
And the faery says, she says, “I’m a drink some water.”
The bartender, he looks up and says, he says, “What, no corny joke?”
The faery, she looks around the room and says, she says, “Knock Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“It better be the bartending with my effing water.”
HAHA.
ReplyDeleteFaery's have no sense of humor. Gah.
Wrong...just this particular faery. heh heh
ReplyDeleteNevets - you're back???!!!
RJ, I seriously hope so... The internet was getting a little too light and fluffy without me.
ReplyDeletelol
I'm trying a few different things to manage my health and my mental and emotional energy levels. Hopefully I won't crash and burn again.
Yeah, me too. I hate when that happens.
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