I took off the hat. The pointy top was making my face look chubby.
"If you're going to be a witch for Halloween," my mother said. "You should really wear the hat."
I turned to her. "Uh, I'm already a witch every day and you don't see me running around with a broomstick, do you? I really don't think we should play into stereotypes by wearing ridiculous costumes."
But really, the hat just made my face look chubby.