"Please don't take this the wrong way, but I have something to tell you that's been bothering me." I rubbed my forehead, trying to ease the tension. I'd tried--I'd really tried. "You are a mess. You leave a trail of disgusting food everywhere you go. I can find you simply by following what you drop."He raised his hand."No, let me finish," I instructed. "It's more than that. I never have time to myself anymore. Everything about me is you now. I give and I give but it's never enough. You just keep taking."He looked like he wanted to say something, but maybe he just wanted more of something--he always wanted more.I needed to get this out, though. "I've given up everything for you. I can't sleep at night. I can't work. I can't even keep our house clean. It has to be enough for you."Once again, he tried to interrupt, but I was on a roll."Then, there is the whining... and yelling. I've never had to deal with so much noise. I just really, really can't take it anymore. That's even before we get to the smell. Now, do we understand each other? You've got to cut me some breaks. Do you hear me?"He clapped and laughed."Okay, pudding, open the mouth. Here come the peas. Zoom zoom, Tyler. Here comes the pea plane."
Wendy,Bravo! Very funny!! :)