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Hot Olive Garden Waiter - w4m - 21 (Olive Garden)
You were our waiter, and you had the most spectacular eyes i've ever seen. I got lost in them. If you're single, and would like to meet for drinks and dinner email me, tell me your name :)
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You were our waiter, and you had the most spectacular eyes I've ever seen. I got lost in them. If you're single, and would like to meet for drinks and dinner email me, tell me your name :)
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Some of the responses:
Hi! I’m hot, have great eyes and would love to meet you for drinks and whatever. Can I bring a date in case we want to do a threesome? - Pete
You eat in Olive Garden???!!! – Bo
You got lost in my eyes? If you’re red from embarrassment, try Murine. It gets the red out. – Anon.
I’m not single, but I’d still like to meet you. – Henry
I work at Red Lobster. Will that do? – Cara
You had me until you said drinks. Alcohol is evil. God will punish you for that. –Gareth.
I’ve got a great nose and mouth too – and a few other great ‘things.’ – Jim
I’m a Hot Olive. Show me your pimento, Baby! - Jerry
Bob, your waiter, got fired. Too bad for him, but I’d be happy to sub for him. – Gene
You paying for dinner and drinks? If so, I’m there. – Jason
Do you like tattoos and piercings? – Jamie
Can I be on your menu? – BJ