Monday, March 9, 2009

Monday Muse

Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum - The Macarena - mismatched socks

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  1. My dad is so crazy. He dashed into the kitchen wearing mismatched socks, chewing Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum and dancing the Macarena.

    I just rolled my eyes. "Dad whatever am I going to do with you." I guess this is the price you pay for having a stand up comic as a dad. "Life is never boring in the Stanley house."

    Hey Macarena!

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  2. I had gum stuck in my hair. And it wasn’t just any gum, it was Hubba Bubba. So it looked like a deflated red balloon of goop stuck right in the center of my forehead.

    I could hear the party going on the other side of the door. The loud whine of the Macarena had just started. Well, at least I wasn’t missing any good music.

    Shuffling through the drawers I looked for something to cut out the gum. I was under no illusions that I could save my air. The only thing I found was a pair of mismatch socks.

    Hello. What was this? I pulled bottle of medication. The blue label proclaimed it Penicillin.

    Penicillin? Wasn’t that used to treat…. Syphilis?

    This night was going all to hell.

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  3. HAHA, Heather! Omg. ahha. Awesome! And Dale, loved the song at the end! haha

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  4. That should be “hair” not “air” -- *eye roll*

    And you know me, I had to get in a syphilis joke.

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  5. OMG that is funny, love it Heather.

    Hey Macarena!

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  6. Hubba Bubba!

    These are too funny!

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